SNL - Jizz In My Pants

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Lock eyes, from across the room
Down my drink, while the rythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games

Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Moving close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place, go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your door
The whole night what we got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more and I

Jizz in my pants

This really never happens, you can take my word
I want to apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault, for the way that you dance
And now I Jizz in my pants

Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I am very sensitive, someone said that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now, mostly
Left me heart broken, not looking for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above

The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still, so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eye said I need a friend
She turned to me, that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit

And I jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
O, we're going to need a cleanup, on isle three
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance

Because I jizzed in my pants

To be fair, you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by cheque

Last week, I saw a film
As I recalled, it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang

And I jizzed in my pants


Speeding in the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you

And I jizz in my pants


The next day, my alarm goes off

And I jizz in my pants


Open my window and a breeze rolls in

And I jizz in my pants


When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense

I jizzed in my pants


I just ate a grape

And I jizzed in my pants


I went to ...

Jizzed in my pants


Okay, seriously you guys, can we... okay?

I jizz right in my pants, every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity

'Cause I jizz in my pants
I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants
Yes I jizze in my pants!
I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants
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